0|1|Turn the crank clockwise to start
1|3|Hey!
5|9|Didn't you read the title?
11|17|It clearly said "Don't play this game"
19|26|I promise you it isn't going to be any fun
28|36|Besides, don't you have more important\nthings you should be doing?
38|40|Laundry?
40|42|Dishes?
42|46|Alphabetizing your sock drawer?
48|58|Literally anything else would be a better use of your time than watching this number go up
60|64|You aren't listening...
70|76|What, were you expecting a joke there?
76|78|Grow up
82|88|Wait, haven't we seen these numbers already?
90|96|I guess after a while they all blur together
100|108|Oooh triple digits, did you want\na medal or something?
110|116|You really are going to keep going, aren't you
118|122|Fine, see if I care!
128|131|Whoa, what the...?
133|147|I **told** the programmer we needed more than an 8-bit integer for the counter!
149|154|But did they listen? Nooo...
154|166|They just waved me off and went back to mumbling something about optimization and "retro authenticity"
168|176|Sigh... maybe that's why I'm always so cranky
178|184|Nobody around here listens to me
186|194|They must have assumed nobody\nwould actually make it this far
196|201|But you sure showed them, eh?
203|205|I mean...
205|211|I guess there are worse ways to spend time
213|227|Maybe making a number go up is just a way to regain some sense of control amid the chaos
229|239|Look, I didn't want to bring this up, but my memory is controlled by the counter
239|248|When it hits 0, I'll probably\ngo back to my old cranky self
248|251|So I just want to say...
252|254|I'm sorry
